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MySQL support fun, multiplication
There was a question how to do an aggregate multiplication in MySQL. MySQL does not provide such functionality, so we were looking at various workarounds. We discussed UDF interface that allows to construct custom aggregates, also did look at @a:=@a*field … Continue reading
Velocity: Clouds!
This early morning I’ll start making a betting pool, if there will be a Velocity presentation that won’t mention ‘clouds’. While most of people enjoy the idea of clouds, thats actually where snow, hail, thunderstorms, and acid rain comes from. … Continue reading